I've never cheated, that's fucked up. But I kinna, accidentally caught "someone." It wasn't my man, and you'd know that by reading the last post of mine. It was actually... well, let's just say I know him lol.
All I thought was.. why so close? Like come the fuck on, you had to do that with someone a block away? Really?
If I cheated (nevar) - I'd give the dude a female's name in my phone. They'd be fucking far away in a better zipcode (trade up, not down). I wouldn't park my car on the street. They gotta have a garage. I'm closing all blinds...checking my car for tracking devices and microphones (never know when the undesired wants to put you on Maury). Never wearing special shit. Don't wear shit that would make someone ask, "where did you just come from?"
You need baby wipes.
You need a regular ass lotion and Vaseline so you're not ashy afterwards. Or maybe that's just me. Always, have a change of clothes just in case.
Never be late. Never. Time that shit perfectly and give yourself a 30 minute window.
Have time fillers. Going through a drive-thru takes like 5-10 minutes. People go inside for some reason ...I don't know why, but say you did. Maybe you wanted to just get out your car for a second, maybe you wanted to make sure the food was hot in front of 'em, maybe they put a new batch of the fryer. Any of that. But the food better be great if you're doing extra shit like checking for freshness. You know how he/she likes their fries. Just singing out that box, so hot you burn your mouth and can't taste your burger.
Lastly, use protection. If you don't you're worse than a coward and a liar. You're some shit I can't even think of, I'd be so mad if I were the other person. I'd be totally irrational even if you didn't give me anything. Expect cream corn in your mailbox. Expect vd's to be written on that ice cream paint job. Expect Blue Magic on your window shields. You... probably don't wanna mess with a creative heffa. But just expect it. Hell, protection or not.
And then, there's just not cheating at all, lol. Just break up or catch a hint here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080522150726AAM2MG5
- Gin
All I thought was.. why so close? Like come the fuck on, you had to do that with someone a block away? Really?
If I cheated (nevar) - I'd give the dude a female's name in my phone. They'd be fucking far away in a better zipcode (trade up, not down). I wouldn't park my car on the street. They gotta have a garage. I'm closing all blinds...checking my car for tracking devices and microphones (never know when the undesired wants to put you on Maury). Never wearing special shit. Don't wear shit that would make someone ask, "where did you just come from?"
You need baby wipes.
You need a regular ass lotion and Vaseline so you're not ashy afterwards. Or maybe that's just me. Always, have a change of clothes just in case.
Never be late. Never. Time that shit perfectly and give yourself a 30 minute window.
Have time fillers. Going through a drive-thru takes like 5-10 minutes. People go inside for some reason ...I don't know why, but say you did. Maybe you wanted to just get out your car for a second, maybe you wanted to make sure the food was hot in front of 'em, maybe they put a new batch of the fryer. Any of that. But the food better be great if you're doing extra shit like checking for freshness. You know how he/she likes their fries. Just singing out that box, so hot you burn your mouth and can't taste your burger.
Lastly, use protection. If you don't you're worse than a coward and a liar. You're some shit I can't even think of, I'd be so mad if I were the other person. I'd be totally irrational even if you didn't give me anything. Expect cream corn in your mailbox. Expect vd's to be written on that ice cream paint job. Expect Blue Magic on your window shields. You... probably don't wanna mess with a creative heffa. But just expect it. Hell, protection or not.
And then, there's just not cheating at all, lol. Just break up or catch a hint here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080522150726AAM2MG5
- Gin
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